the power to die....

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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captain obvious

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!