the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to waste time reading this.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to see through windows

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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black people

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The power to walk through air.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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power to fly when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!