The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to die at will

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to predict the past

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to not be Batman

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!