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The power to care for anything and nothing.
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The power to be -100% faster...
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the power to fart out of your penis
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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed
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the power to youtube poop
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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to die when you do Anything!!!
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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches
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Find Waldo
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the power to be phone
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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month
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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.
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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.
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The ability to fart inwards.
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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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The power to lose the remote.
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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.
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The ability to breathe automatically
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The power to sleep
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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!