The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to snore.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!