The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!