The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power of love

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!