The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to snore.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!