the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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hey

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to be bad at everything

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!