The power to catch em all

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The power to become a carrot.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!