The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to youtube poop

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power of asdfgh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!