- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to be born.

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power of Being stupid

The power to swallow instead of spid

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

the power to fart your way to the moon

Pointless Super Powers