the power to see through glass

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to be a rock

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!