The power to be bad at everything

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!