the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to control dodos

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!