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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones
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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.
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The power of Being stupid
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The power to give vegetables immortality.
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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!
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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full
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The ability to die whenever you think of death.
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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans
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The power to stop time for 1 second
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The power to fart at will.
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The power to smell like poop once every hour.
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the ability to only do pointless things.
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The power to just eat one lays potato chip
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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt
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The ability to not come back to life when you die.
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the power to be unable to have a power.
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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!
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The power to become a carrot.
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the ability to have children fully grown
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the power to control your own body movements
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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.
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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter
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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!