The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the ability to see into the past

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!