The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to die on command

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!