The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to get STD's

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!