The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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to make asians smart

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!