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The power to see through windows
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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com
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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.
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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.
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The powers to lose your current power forever
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Immunity to medication
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The power to live.
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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.
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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times
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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.
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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex
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the power to be alive but only when awake
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The power to get hurt every other hour
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The power to levitate mustard.
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the ability to turn coke into pepsi
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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.
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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.
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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas
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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.
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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.
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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds
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The power to turn into a baby randomly
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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews
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The power to change your emotions at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!