The power to see through windows

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

The powers to lose your current power forever

Immunity to medication

The power to live.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

the power to be alive but only when awake

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power to levitate mustard.

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to turn into a baby randomly

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to change your emotions at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!