the power to control urine

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to see through glass

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!