The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!