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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to control urine

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!