The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to herd cats

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to science.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!