- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

The power to talk to talking animals.

the power to recognize "woman rights".

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

The power to die on command

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

Pointless Super Powers