the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to catch em all

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Power to always have exact change.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!