- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to change what time it is 1 time per week

the ability to turn into random hats

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

The power to like any show

The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

the power to know what time is not

The power to transform into yourself

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to walk through air.

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to attract bullets.

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

Pointless Super Powers