The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!