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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.
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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.
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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one
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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.
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The power to turn apples into pears
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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.
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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !
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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.
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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.
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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"
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The power to not have this superpower
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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays
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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.
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The power to stay a virgin
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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt
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The power to fly only when in a car.
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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.
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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.
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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.
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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them
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The power to kill yourself.
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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground
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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.
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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!