power to fly...backwards.

The power to shit in your eye

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

The power to cry acid tears

the power to read and agree with the terms of service

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

The power to be a virgin forever.

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to shrink your penis.

the power to control your own body movements

the power to turn wine into water

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

the power to see with your eyes open

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!