The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!