- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to conjure chairs at will.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The power to see through glass doors.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

power to fly when your underwater

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to turn coke into pepsi

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to open doors that are already open

the power to die at will

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!