the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!