Sorry. The power to square root -1.

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The power to read the minds of rocks

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to vote on useless superpowers

Turn gold into lead.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

the power to not have a power

The power to make a pointless superpower.

to make asians smart

The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

lol

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!