The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to die at will

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!