To call me maybe

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to control urine

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The power to have bad luck!

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to die at will

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the ability to die once you have died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!