the power to make elton john gay

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to eat waffles

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to have no powers.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!