- Pointless Super Powers

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

The power to never end your .

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to die but once

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!