The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to eat waffles

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to have no powers.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to get your comment 1st

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!