The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power to not have a power

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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lol

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to fart at will.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!