- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk through air.

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

black people

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to smell whore

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power to see through glass doors.

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

the power to die

power to fly when your underwater

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

The power of laser pointer vision.

The super pow.er to die at will

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

Pointless Super Powers