The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!