the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!