The power to care for anything and nothing.

The power to be -100% faster...

the power to fart out of your penis

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

the power to youtube poop

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to die at will.

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

Find Waldo

the power to be phone

The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

The power to lose the remote.

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power to sleep

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!