The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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hey

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to remove the power within.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!