The power of bullet attraction.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to predict the past

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!