The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to die at will

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to not have power

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to hear fish.

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hello

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!