The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!