The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to get STD's

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Immunity to medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!