The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!