The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to die on command

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!