The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power of minding your own business

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!