The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to see through air.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!