The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!