The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to go suicide

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to die if you think

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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to make asians smart

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!