The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to see through windows

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!