being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the powre to spel

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!