The power to kill yourself.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to make asians smart

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!