The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!