- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to die when u drink bleach

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to see at night but only black objects.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The power to understand irony.

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to see the future but through a straw.

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

Pointless Super Powers