The power to shit dirt!

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to die at will

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!