The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to die in one second

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to fly when you fart

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to see through glass

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!