The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to have no powers.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!