The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to eat waffles

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have bad luck!

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!