The power to to think less

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!