the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to walk through air.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!