The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to die at will.

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the power to be phone

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!