The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to pee standing up

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!