The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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Endless falling....

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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A healing punch

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!