- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to die at will

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The ability to rape the willing.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

the power to make a pillow come to life once

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

the power to walk through unlocked doors

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

Pointless Super Powers