The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to go through open windows

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to divide by zero

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to die....

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to go into a coma

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Meatvision.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!