The power to microwave bread

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!