The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!