The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to be phone

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!