the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to die at will.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!