the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!