- Pointless Super Powers

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

The power to kill someone with a knife

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

The power to have no power.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.