The superpower to think that you have a superpower

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

The power to only make burnt toast

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

The ability to see through glass

the power to fart in 7 different colors

The power to take away your power.

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to breath at will.

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

the ability to digest any food easily

My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

the power to commit crime.

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

the power to shit with your mouth

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!