The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The Power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!