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The power to summon a lamp... Once.
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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.
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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one
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The power to give a **** about bigfoot
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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time
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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face
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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.
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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones
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The power to only drink liquids
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The ability to draw an imperfect circle
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The power to fly, but only on the moon
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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.
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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...
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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.
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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.
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The power to think about useless power
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The power to smell like poop once every hour.
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The power to stop time for 1 second
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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.
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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder
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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern
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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.
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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.
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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!