- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

The power to shower naked.

The power to sleep

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to never stop shitting.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

Pointless Super Powers