The power to divide by zero

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!