the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to be a human

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to be phone

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!