The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to pee out blue

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to shit in your eye

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to be a human

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!