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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!