The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!