The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to die at will

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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A good Kisser

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!