The power to read but only when your using audio read.

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

The power to not have this superpower

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power to get older every second

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to breathe automatically

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to read your own mind.

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!