The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!