The power to eat soap.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to be a human

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to die on command

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to breathe

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!