the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!