The power to be a normal person

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to die at will.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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to make asians smart

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!