the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to die....

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!