the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Endless falling....

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to go into a coma

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!