Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to bleed

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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Death at will

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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Being a freemason

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!