The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!