The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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A healing punch

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!