To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to catch em all

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!