The super power to control paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to shower naked.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

thumb_up thumb_down +69

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to read your own mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the power to tell when someone is in your car

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The ability to have no abilities.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

thumb_up thumb_down +23

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to conjure chairs at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!