- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into air.

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

The power to shower naked.

the power to make plants grow slightly faster

The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

the power to shit shards of glass

the power to be phone

power to eat through your but

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

wast your time on the computer

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to do nothing/

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

the power to sh*t brix at will!

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

Pointless Super Powers