- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The power to turn any object into food

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power to pee poop

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

The power to sleep

The power to shower naked.

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to never stop shitting.

The power to know where the beef is

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

Pointless Super Powers