i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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the power to die

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to be phone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!