The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!