- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

power to orgasm over long distances

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to wet yourself at will.

Pointless Super Powers