The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!