the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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A healing punch

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!