the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!