The power to shed hair

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The Power to die at will

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The power to die at will.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!