the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to be a human

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!