The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The Power of cheese

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to read this.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!