The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!