The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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32% Levitation.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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A healing punch

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!