The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to die....

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!