The power to be yourself.

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The power to sleep

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!