- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The ability to Transform into an active grenade

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

Being only half invisible.

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers