The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to see through glass

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to...lick you're nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!