- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

The power to do your homework.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

the power to become semi-transparent

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

The power to break your Nokia phone.

power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

Endless falling....

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

Pointless Super Powers