The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to die

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to not have power

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!