The power to get older every second

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to fuck everyone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!