the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to sleep

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!