the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see into the present

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the power to not have a power

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to look into cheese.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!