The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!