the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!