the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!