The power to die at will.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!