Reverse Pooping

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Really bendy thumb

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to control your own mind.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!