the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The Power to die at will

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to sleep during day

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!