The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to create shit

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!