the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the power to not have power

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to slip on anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!