The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

The power to never finish your sente

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

The ability to survive without an apendix.

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

The power of throwing back grenades

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

The power to poke

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

the power to die at will

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

The power to become inverted background color.

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!