The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!