The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!