The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to die at will

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!