The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!