the power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Find Waldo

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to look through glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!