the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Taekwondo

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power of minding your own business

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!